How to Use a Squat Toilet by Frank Bures
This essay is exactly what it says it is. It describes how one should use a squat toilet when in another country. Hint: It involves some water, your left hand, and your butt hole.
Essay: 7 of 10
I think if I had a trip planned to another country where squat toilets were a thing I'd like this essay more. Since I'm not going abroad soon, I just found it fairly entertaining. But as a male, I think poop is kind of hilarious.
Teachability: 7 of 10
Lots of my students are male and guys love poop. There are also many interesting tidbits of golden information in this essay. For example, I didn't know that people in many countries don't shake hands with their left hand because the left hand is their shit wiping hand.